i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
Howard wants to buy 28 bags of Cheetos. Each bag costs $65, how much money will he spend?
Answer: Howard doesn’t give a fuck, hes gonna buy 28 bags of cheetos.
it’s been about 1 million internet years
UPDATE || December 5th || 2013
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How eyeliner styles change your eye appearance.
Tagging for future reference
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO SOMEONE ONCE AND THEY DIDN’T GET IT. I do this frequently with my makeup..