Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship* Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT. bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship* Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.
I say fuck all cops because, rather than be critical and take a stand against their fellow officers, good cops are nowhere to be fucking seen when wild shit goes down. No police officer, especially police chief, gets on the news or social media or some type of fucking platform and says shit about bad cops. So fuck them. Fuck them for standing in camaraderie with corrupt individuals.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Have you ever thought to yourself “fuck i love that magic song about wanting to marry a girl but her father disapproves, but it’d be so much better covered by a girl without changing the pronouns” because IF SO I have the cover for you.